Chat 24 May 120,367 notes The best asks, ever.
  • 1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
  • 2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
  • 3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
  • 4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
  • 5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
  • 6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
  • 7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
  • 8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
  • 9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
  • 10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
  • 11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
  • 12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
  • 13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
  • 14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
  • 15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
  • 16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
  • 17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
  • 18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
  • 19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
  • 20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
  • 21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
  • 22: Which continents have you been on?
  • 23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
  • 24: Backpacks or satchels?
  • 25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
  • 26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
  • 27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
  • 28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
  • 29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
  • 30: The latest you've ever slept?
  • 31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
  • 32: Do you pick at scabs?
  • 33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
  • 34: How far can you throw a baseball?
  • 35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
  • 36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
  • 37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
  • 38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
  • 39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
  • 40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
  • 41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
  • 42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
  • 43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
  • 44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
  • 45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
  • 46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
  • 47: City or nature person?
  • 48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
  • 49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
  • 50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
Text 24 May

for the nicki minaj concert in july i want to dress like her. jgksdgfnsfdx

i have no idea what wig to get. im thinking pink. and i dont know what top to wear. i got pink cheeta print leggings. need something outrageous. any ideas?!?!?!

Text 24 May 5 notes I’ll Have An 8-Bit Link Latte Please
Text 24 May Dear Ganon,

fuuuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu pigman.

Love, a sad twilight princess player.

Photo 22 May 18 notes linkthechosenhero:

Well I don’t think I’ve posted any pictures of me, but regardless this is my triforce tattoo. Watcha think?

linkthechosenhero:

Well I don’t think I’ve posted any pictures of me, but regardless this is my triforce tattoo. Watcha think?

Text 22 May 4 notes

marksmanusopp:

If you think wind waker sucks because of the graphics then you’re a fucking moron. 

via Stuff.
Photo 9 May wtf just happened to me

wtf just happened to me

Text 15 Apr Dear pet,

You’re the must cuddly adorable a d perfect cat in the world. Never ever leave me

Text 5 Apr

I think what’s worse than being replaced is being ditched. If you get ditched, they didn’t even care to replace you. You didn’t even matter at all.

Video 4 Apr 48 notes

kingminaj:

Top 9 Nicki Minaj wigs (so far)

wife status

Text 25 Mar

I start my new job tomorrow, I’m so excited. I can’t wait for my last day at Burger King. Don’t get me wrong, I love all my friends there but I just can’t work there anymore. I’ve been so busy lately, everything is crazy. Matt’s sister is still so sick and I can’t even talk to him about it, his parents don’t want him worrying about it or him leaving school.  He has other things to worry about. I’m so stressed lately too, Matt and I have been fighting so much. I’m so tired but I don’t know how to make it stop. It seems like everything bothers that boy. He’s out to make me crazy I swear. It’s been such a long two months and we’re not even done yet. People ask me all the time, how do I do it? How do I manage to keep a relationship this way? Well, shit. When I figure it out, I’ll let you all know.

iirb-evol

Text 21 Mar

That awkward moment when you make plans with someone and they change the time to suit a third party and then get a ride from said third party instead of you…the one who made the plans…

Text 20 Mar

I really can’t have anything. Everything is just added stress on my shoulders. I’m tired.

Photo 20 Mar 23,230 notes
Photo 14 Mar 4,243 notes hellyeahrihannafenty:

riri&nicki

hellyeahrihannafenty:

riri&nicki


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